California

California is the place the Kirbys here live in. California is great, but here is a couple of rules I learned the hard way from california.

Rule 1. The lady across the street 7 doors down do not make eye contact, or go by her house or cat, and when shes at the beach, Run!

Rule 2. The hot dog cart, take a left, then a right, and when you get there, say this to the hot dog guy,

"ESO7"

Then he gives you 5 million dollars.

Rule 3. So if you ever go by the trees in our neighborhood, You must spin. touch the tree, and then sing Twinkle twinkle little star, or else, the tree will eat you. We learned that the hard way, because it ate Rainbow Kirby and we never heard of him again.